nightmareinskyharbor:

this man, this man right here

epic-humor:

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ladylinners:

The Best of Sweden - “Swedish Smörgåsbord” (x)

… good luck assembling all the parts!

IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THIS DO IT NOW

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

kardigone:

Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

littlemixbutts:

bodenniss:

littlemixbutts:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

well that escalated quickly

paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going

home-of-amazons:

inclined-ice:

nemekittypaws:

misterchekov:

have a transparent Cezar

thank u

wtf is with so many notes?

because he’s the Dracula of opera dubstep

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

livefrompyongyang:

eatsleepcrap:

oh god

NOPE

NOPE

fiendfyre-curse:

She never asks questions. Remember the time Hermione turned into a cat? She made sure no one saw her. She regrew a whole arm’s worth of bones in one night. She can mend bones in a second. She even kicks out Dumbledore on some occasions. Just think about how many students get injured in Hogwarts every year and she just fixes them back up like new. 

We all just need to take a second and thank Madam Pomfrey.

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me